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Post by darrellbutler on Apr 16, 2007 23:18:10 GMT
Kettering Town F.C.
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Post by LeedsWCFC on Apr 17, 2007 2:20:17 GMT
Ha ha ha. ;D
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Post by jp on Apr 17, 2007 7:32:16 GMT
Ho Ho Ho Love it Darrell, I'll chuckle at that one all day!!!
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Post by leighbaker on Apr 17, 2007 10:13:52 GMT
Ha Ha Ha, Darrell
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Post by dave on Apr 17, 2007 10:19:03 GMT
I don't get it?
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Post by Croc on Apr 17, 2007 11:10:31 GMT
Neither did Kettering tbh
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Post by darrellbutler on Apr 17, 2007 11:57:23 GMT
Ho Ho Ho Love it Darrell, I'll chuckle at that one all day!!! Well, it was all your idea!
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Post by DrAgony on Apr 17, 2007 12:48:11 GMT
Georgie Dragon went to his vet's office to get a sperm count. The vet gave the lizard a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day Georgie reappears at the vet's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The vet asked what happened and the blue reptile explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my mate Mazey for help. He tried with his right hand, nothing. Then his left, but nothing. He even tried with his mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The vet was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The mythical monster replied, "Yeah, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the flippin' jar open."
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Post by DrAgony on Apr 17, 2007 13:35:43 GMT
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into the WCFC bar. The barman turned around and said, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
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Post by leighbaker on Apr 17, 2007 14:25:34 GMT
If you see a Redditch Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!
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Post by jp on Apr 17, 2007 15:00:09 GMT
Darrell, another Kettering joke from their messageboard
At an FA hearing yesterday NKB won his claim for unfair dismissal after being saked by IL for prolonged sick leave due to his broken leg sustained whilst playing for KTFC. Kettering have been ordered to pay his contract in full.
You'd have thought that a Chairman who's in the recruitment business would have a better idea on employment law!!!
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Post by B*ue dragonstander on Apr 17, 2007 15:09:53 GMT
Man walked into a pub in Lancaster carrying a little dog. He puts it down on the counter and ordered a pint. "Any idea of City score landlord" said the man. "No said the landlord but I know they scored in the first half". At this point the little dog jumps up and does a triple somersault whilts barking tunefully the theme from Match of The Day before landing back on the counter and settling down.
"Golly gosh that's incredible" says the landlord (or words to that effect). "Aye says the customer he always does that when Lancaster score".
"Golly gosh" says the landlord again. "If he does that when Lancaster score what on earth does he do when they win?"
"Don't know" said the bloke. "Only 'ad 'im 3 year!!"
Boom Boom! Old but worth rolling out once a month
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Post by DazaB on Apr 17, 2007 15:41:24 GMT
If you see a Redditch Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him? It might be your bike! thats meant to be about liverpudlians, copy cat
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Post by DazaB on Apr 17, 2007 15:41:56 GMT
Georgie Dragon went to his vet's office to get a sperm count. The vet gave the lizard a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day Georgie reappears at the vet's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The vet asked what happened and the blue reptile explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my mate Mazey for help. He tried with his right hand, nothing. Then his left, but nothing. He even tried with his mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The vet was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The mythical monster replied, "Yeah, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the flippin' jar open." thought georgie was a dragon?
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Post by darrellbutler on Apr 17, 2007 17:34:51 GMT
England's batting.
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Post by DazaB on Apr 17, 2007 17:53:50 GMT
englands bowling!, mahmoods over 3 2 1 4 0 4
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Post by darrellbutler on Apr 17, 2007 18:00:30 GMT
Engalnd's football team.
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Post by jp on Apr 17, 2007 19:43:51 GMT
Monty Panesar - 2 overs for 24
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